What the what the what? The real question you have to ask yourself is: Is this a taxidermied squirrel’s ass or a conversation piece? 13. Get it? Get it? OK, I would probably buy this for the epic pun alone. I would love to think there is a back story that could make this all better, but all roads lead to racist. I’m going to take it all the way to the top! 10. I demand to know why this brilliant product was discontinued. Nicolas Cage, aka Jesus’ real momĪnd all this time I thought Jesus’ mother was the Virgin Mary. Perfect for people like me who have always wanted to eat dinner atop a lion’s penis. This re-sold, Reborn baby doll that looks suspiciously like Beetlejuice can be yours for only $85. Just a really disturbing chairĪs the OP pointed out, this inopportunely painted chair brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “sit on my face.” 6. I do understand that there could be an underlying political agenda here, but all I can think is: Damn, I bet Hitler gives good back rubs. Head hammockįor when you have the head of a man but the neck of a baby. Not only do Nana’s remains come in a beautiful urn, but the best part is, she’ll only run you $4.99.
Garagesale lion skin#
These are the kind of garage sale “finds” you can’t even give away for free.īecause skin is so overrated.
The WTF Garage Sale sub-Reddit has uncovered a whole new world of weird. Turns out that my weirdest garage sale experiences weren’t even scratching the surface.
Headless dolls (obviously used to frighten children). Used underwear (don’t even get me started). Please print your permit online and place in a conspicuous place.Off the top of my head, I can think of at least a dozen really weird things I’ve seen tagged at a garage sale before. ORDINANCE VIOLATION - Any violation of the Ordinance shall be punished by fine no less than ten dollars ($10.00) nor more than two hundred dollars ($200.00).Ĭomplete the online form by clicking the link below. POSTING OF PERMIT – This permit must be posted by the applicant in a conspicuous place within the garage where the sale is being conducted or otherwise available for inspection by the City representative. Signs may not be placed within two (2) feet of the property line or within two (2) feet of a public or private property, including public easements.ĪLL – signs must be picked up no later than twenty-four (24) hours after the sale is over On private property the sign may not be more than four (4) square feet in size. SIGNS - No signs advertising the garage sale shall be posted on public property, including easements.
Whether of one (1), two (2), or three (3) days duration the sale shall constitute as one.
A garage sale may not extend over more than three (3) consecutive days. No items may be placed on the sidewalk or front yard easement. All sale items must be displayed within the yard. All sale items must be owned by the applicants / residents or their families. Sale hours are limited to no earlier than 8:00 AM and no later than 6:00 PM. LIMITATIONS OF GARAGE SALES AND HOURS OF OPERATION – no more than four (4) garage sales may be conducted by the same applicant or at the same address during any consecutive twelve (12) month period. RAIN DATE - If you get rained out on the day(s) of your sale you will have to contact Leon Valley City Hall the very next available business day to be allowed a rescheduled for a new sale date. Any person desiring to conduct a garage sale shall first obtain a permit from Leon Valley City Hall. Please read the following information to ensure that the garage sale meets all City requirements.
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